5 weeks into this whole “parenthood” thing, Wifey and I have been considering posting the following ad on Craigslist.

We decided to give friends & family first dibs.

Micah 3weeks  001


  • Like new, this item is only gently used and comes fully loaded.
  • 5 weeks old; 10 fingers + 10 toes. 
  • No assembly required.
  • Occasional spit-up & diarrhea, some additional maintenance may be necessary.
  • Additional features include: built-in alarm clock.
  • May also be used as barbell.  
  • Warning: may attract unwanted attention from strangers.
  • Diapers & swaddling blankets not included.
  • Must pick up. No delivery.
  • All offers will be considered.
  • WEDNESDAY SPECIAL – Purchase by Friday and receive BONUS pacifier!




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