5 weeks into this whole “parenthood” thing, Wifey and I have been considering posting the following ad on Craigslist.
We decided to give friends & family first dibs.
SPECIAL OFFER – BABY FOR SALE!
- Like new, this item is only gently used and comes fully loaded.
- 5 weeks old; 10 fingers + 10 toes.
- No assembly required.
- Occasional spit-up & diarrhea, some additional maintenance may be necessary.
- Additional features include: built-in alarm clock.
- May also be used as barbell.
- Warning: may attract unwanted attention from strangers.
- Diapers & swaddling blankets not included.
- Must pick up. No delivery.
- All offers will be considered.
- WEDNESDAY SPECIAL – Purchase by Friday and receive BONUS pacifier!